Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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