i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
He made me spaghetti, gave me wine and I fucked him on the floor, Is that a fair trade of services to you?
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