my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
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Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
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You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Omg I joined a choir last night...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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