im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
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I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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