have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
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I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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