why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
Then you ran outside and said you were gonna give the snowman a blowjob
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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