I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
Come on in and take your pants off
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