This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
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So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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