you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
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