My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
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