What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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