she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
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She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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