So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
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Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Thank you for not boning my boss.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since