Midget sex pt 2 tonight
So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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