Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
Randomize
