He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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