Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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