so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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