her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
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See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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