This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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