god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
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he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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