How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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