Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
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Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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