Buhtt sex?
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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