Need sex. Gaining weight.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize
