Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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