But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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