"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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