The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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