well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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