I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I woke up hungover and reached for a glass of water only to realize too late that it was vodka sprite with my splooge in it.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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