something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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