worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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