sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I woke up at 3am, my head in a toilet, still at the kegger, wearing a random cowboy hat.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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