Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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