The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
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Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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