we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
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just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
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there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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