hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
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Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
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I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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