thus making me awesome and them whores
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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