"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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