is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
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gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Dude. Went to buy some jack and sailor Jerry, when the guy at the counter realized it was my birthday everybody in the store including the stoners and the elderly sang to me. Then they gave me shots of moonshine. 21st bday was a success
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
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I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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