in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Then you guys just all showered together...?
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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