You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
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