My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
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I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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