super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
I think Facebook knows you fucked me. All of a sudden I get everything you do in my news feed.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
