try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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