Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
This is my transition from small talk texts to booty call texts. Coming over?
Quite the smooth talker. There in 5.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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