Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
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Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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