you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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