He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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