pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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