Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
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My liver is preforming stress tests.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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