I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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