I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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