Buhtt sex?
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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