just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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